cubert! According to Font-a-licious Fans worldwide, the name Cubert was the best candidate from over 60 other likely monikers. Thank you very much to everyone who voted. A special thanks goes out to the four overachievers who voted for every single name on the ballot.
Lastly, I'd like to say that it is good to finally change the name of my computer from plain old "Macintosh HD". Its kind of like bringing home a new baby from the hospital and telling everybody its name is 'boy' for like 4 months. Whew!

Here are the tallied votes as they ranked (851 total votes):
73- Cubert
56- Wank-o-tron 800
55- Rubix
41- QBert
40- El Chupacabra
32- Cubicus Maximus
32- Cubie
32- Mr Tremble (the amazing blindfolded idiot) otherwise known as Bob
28- Wiggy-Wiggy
26- Digitaldoombuggy
25- Ice
23- Gort
21- Hery Higgins the Apple eater that LOVES bananas better
21- Sweet Sugar
17- Spookles
16- Gee a licious
15- Fartknuckles
14- Apple Guy!
14- Cube Gooding Jr
14- Hector
13- Cubert Gooding Jr
12-Cutie Petutie
12- Doctor Vibes
12- Rubi
11- Boozy Gonzalez
11- Little Wonder
11- Dust Bunnee
10- Bunny
10- Salacious Crumb
9- Picasso
8- Aeon Powers
8- Jethro Bodine Moonshine
8- McFrigo
8- Monika
8- Sutoroberi
7- Ben Jr
7- Dirty Dingus McGee
7- Penelope PC
7- Speedy Squared
6- Hordak
5- Gonzales
5- Speedy Gonzalez
5- Travis Trombone
4- Arnold Schwarznegger
4- Bobby McGee
4- Craven Moorehead
4- Hannibal Leviton
4- Leetle Billy Burger
4- Mrs. Dora Worthings
4- Parliment
3- Brainy 2000
3- Pepsi Newell
3- The Enchanting Wizard
3- Tyrone Shooze
2- Forrest Lawrenceton
2- Mr Lawrence
2- Persephone Avenel
2- Sensei Creighton
2- Swatheby
1- Hal Haverbrooks
1- Herb Warens
1- Incredulous McPhilawimble
1- Rod Johnson
1- Shubert M. Deluca
1- Willy Williamson
0- James Jesterton