Remember how cute Corey was in The Bad News Bears? When Corey was a superstar as “Mouth” in Goonies? When you couldn’t open up an issue of Tiger Beat without a pic of him in there? When Corey was chasing vampires in the Lost Boys? Remember when Corey started going through his creepy Michael Jackson Phase? Remember when he and The Other Corey started headlining C-List movies together? Remember when Corey was in Meatballs 4? Poor Corey.